boo.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Chasing my nose

Yup. I'm at home now alright. Sick again. Not bluffing ok! I've been sneezing till my head boggles sideways like one of those Michael Jackson figurine Nancy's dad will place in the car, with its head attached to the body through a spring.

Hmm.. be leaving for the doctor's soon. The weather outside is prickling hot and glaring. I think.... i think need to get myself transition lenses in order to protect my innocent eyes from the evil rays ah. (huda stares at the Progress Package pamphlet)

*ahem*

huda sings: "If you lost you can look and you will find me....time after time....if you fall i will catch you i'll be waiting.. oooo.. time after time..."

so now i sound like a drag queen. thank you very much.

Monday, April 24, 2006

D.O.B: 24th April 1982

.TO MY BEST (GUY) FRIEND - NASHARUDDIN NASIR.

-->> Insert Nasha's Photo Here <<--

Happy 24th birthday bro! Its the 24th day. and you're 24 yrs old! kekeke. (*ahem*) Stay lovingly irritating always ok? Out of all 8 years we've known each other, and only 5 meetings in total.. i will always know that you're there for me, even when u say u hate me, i know u've always adored my whiny and irritating attitude. Please remember that i will not stop irritating you with my 'intelligent' humour and evil laughters for as long as i shall live. :)

Stay Munjenfied always Nasha!!

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

awesome

i think i just watched a great episode of Grey's Anatomy. feels good to shed tears over a good drama. very touching indeed. loves it.

Now..about that career switch i was fantasizing about earlier... maybe i should seriously consider going to Med school. Dee! Are u in with me??

Sunday, April 16, 2006

strange. beautiful.

it was an ordinary sunday for me. woke up late. swearing myself for not ironing my clothes the night before. took the cab down to the religious school and arrived just in time before the ustaz begin page one.

it was a quick class today. lasted just abt an hr as compared to the usual 2 hr class. once ended, i slowly walked out to the bus stop.

up ahead, a cab signalled left and parked next to the curb. i had to walk past the stationary cab so as to get to the bus stop. i saw a girl, in black, leaning against the side of the cab with the door opened wide enough to let the cold air from the cab escape. she was unconcious. the cabby stood in front of her, lighted a cigarette and inhale the tip of it lightly.

it was a malay girl clad in black pants and a black polo tee that reads Ministry of Sound. her eyes were closed. muttered some foreign language to herself. it didnt take the dumb to figure that she was dead drunk. her breath reeked of alcohol. i'm guessing her shoes were covered with vomit. the cabby had to drag her out of the cab before she start to decorate the leathers.

i continued my walk to the bus stop. no doubt i felt weird.

i guess its for this reason that we muslims are forbidden to consume alcohol. very depressing sight indeed.

-ooo-

my uncle dropped by a little later. decided not to cook today. dad agreed that i go get lunch for everyone. my uncle brought along some dvds/vcds. watched Nanny McPhee with the family. the sky outside was doing a thunderous number. i sunk in to the cool weather and bags of chips. heaven.

haek came home today. havent seen him in ages. didnt realise the hair on his underarms were growing quite impressively.

my brother has grown into a Man. *sobs*

-ooo-

words from a hallmark card

loves it.

Saturday, April 15, 2006

Huda's anatomy

i woke up today to the piercing sounds of the ringer. it was 930am.

"who the hell!?"

i forced myself up, cleared my throat a little (don't worry. not much phlegm was produced) and said hello in the most convincing i'm-so-awake tone ever.

it was Mr Toh on the other line. he introduced himself as idra's teacher. said idra felt nauseous while parading in school and almost passed out. they made her rest but she still insisted that she's unwell so they've called the ambulance for her.

i thanked him for the call, woke my dad up and we got ready to leave for CGH.

it really was not very pleasing to be starting your day feelin worried while scuffling down the non-slippery floors of the A&E ward. my gut tells me idra's fine. her giddiness was prolly due to the morning heat. yup. that was what it is. and also becos idra's quite fragile, its not helping.

anyways, met that Mr Toh who called earlier. Nice chap. (*no, huda's not hitting on the teacher. No.) he explained what happened earlier to me and my dad. soon one of the doctors came over and spoke to us about idra's condition. thankfully it was nothing serious. she's such a taugeh la. thats what she is.

so they had to run some tests on her.. xrays. blah blahs. and me and my dad waited for abt an hour plus. while waiting.. alot was going through my head then.

a nurse walked past with a clipboard in her hands.

"maybe i should switch to becoming a nurse instead??" *huda picture herself in the nurse outfit*

a deliciously looking SCDF dude alighted from the ambulance, wheeling an injured motorist in.

"or...maybe.... maybe, me working as a Civil defence officer sounds good too!"

then, some prison dudes entered the building holding on to a prisoner who's there for a checkup.

"huda - a female prison officer?! oh no.. sexxxayyy lah!"

arggh! so much to think about!!!

tsk. waiting time is ALWAYS stressful yar!?

Sunday, April 09, 2006

unforgettable...

So us, "drew and napier"ans had another great outing with the kids from Spore Children's Society and Gracehaven yesterday. Its one of the many outings we have with all these kids and boy was it a joyful one. first we made our way to Great World City for the movie, Ice Age 2! "Yeay! to the kids!" cute cute show! my neck hurts tho. then after that we had food at Kings Albert Park's McDonalds. Kids had the Party games, we..the samaritans (chey) had our free lunch and dessert. presenting 4 of the most iconic samaritans from Drew.

Clockwise - thats Victor. (quite hawwt from pics - but better in person.. *coughs* ), then next is me. erm. yeah no comments on that one. lastly, the famous duo.. Nadz and Rabz. my kawin kawin frens. haha. we're all loving the ice cream alright! keke.

My beloved Dee was there too. She was busy entertaining all of us with her stories (both clean and dirty ones) as we each devoured our creams. i mean. ice-creams. as i placed my cone on the table...abt to take another of dee's cute pictures... dee got up.. moved the table just a little, and....

SPLAT!!!

i was sad. yeah. i almost burst into tears. really. not until dee...picked it up..scrapped off the top part of my ice-cream with the hard tip of one of the remaining fries.

it didnt take too long before i start to smile again. :)

but girls!! dont we all agree on the most unforgettable, jawdropping, puking moment of the day?!!!

*hold your breaths, people!*

****

******

********

***********

the guy had super nice shoes though. *snorts*

Saturday, April 08, 2006

week-est link

this week has been weird for me. lets talk abt monday, i was feeling sober the entire day. why? cos both of my sidekicks, Wati and Ann took MC on that day. So the lonely ol' me had my files and stationery to keep me insane. To top it up, thought i get a thank u gift for one of the secretaries who got me a pair of shoes (apparently she can't fit into them - hence, to the Salvation Army of Huda). its a really nice pair, i feel. so reluctantly yet smiley, i received the gift. so.. my next instinct was to get her a thank u gift. i got her Sins chocolate. hopefully, she'll like it.. who would have thought, its not gonna be a beautiful sight after all... here's what happened.

huda: hi [name]! (*start smiling like bad eggs)

[name]: yess? (*sounding like Cruella)

huda: i got u smth! just wanna say thank you. (*smile again - this time halfheartedly)

[name] stares at me, with bloodshot eyes and smoke fuming out from her behind.

[name]: what is this for!?!!

huda: err... (shivering alittle already) its for the shoes u got me! just wanna say thank you..

[name]: wei!! No!! I'm not going to accept it!! take it back!! TAKE IT BACK!!

huda: err... (paged for Mom)

huda: but..but.... its for u...

[name]: next time dont do this ok. I hate it!! you better not do this anymore i tell u!! haiyo!!! TSK TSK TSK!!!!!!!!!

feelin confused, huda walked away. wishing that she hadnt been so nice to get her a thank you gift.

man, that was FUN.

then on tuesday afternoon, the dreadful thing happened. my comp hanged! i reboot. it hang-ed further. drats. called the IT dude. he came. told me that he may have to re-install Windows. and he did.

next thing i know, all the docs on my desktop, the ones i've been working on are GONE! (like how justin timberlake would sing it)

but ok. least my stuff and works in "MY DOCUMENTS" are left untouched. phew.

next morning.

switched it on.

then blackness appeared and some unfamiliar words were fixated on the screen. it reads:

click F1 to reboot, F2 to setup utility

i clicked F1, the system repeats : click F1 to reboot, F2 to setup utility

and it kept appearing over and over again as i helped myself to the F1 button.

so i clicked... F2 (duh)

some computerish jargons appeared, none of which made sense to me. so i clicked ESC.

and it went back to the earlier page. the F1 page.

i reset the comp. it got back to the same pg. called the IT dude again...then he broke the news to me.

"huda, i've tried my very best. theres nothing i can do about it. your hard disk crashed. your documents in your C drive is gone. nothing can be saved"

i said to him.. "i see. i need sometime alone now. if u could excuse me for just one second"

the whole morning, i couldnt work. told my boss and a few other lawyers abt it, and they all sympathized the fate im in. only till after lunch, i had a new CPU back. everything virginly programmed. checked my folders. yup everything's gone alright. (sigh)

on thursday/friday, i was hoping for a miracle. that my.. well... works appeared out of no where. but no. (sigh again)

what a week.

Sunday, April 02, 2006

moody doody

today is one of those days when my mood swings 100 times more than stevie wonder doing 'part-time lover'.

everything just go against me today..i woke up late. took the cab down to the school a quarter past 10 only to realise that the ustaz will be coming in late. grrh.

got home slightly past one. set out the ingredients before i start cooking. no tofu. WHAT! i screamed at my sis for not tellin me. mee siam goreng, no diced fried tofu!? she brushed my attitude aside ya! hmmph. nvm.

then it rained.that means, NO HOCKEY. argghh! Just when i feel like boy-watching..guess it wasnt meant to be. !%$^%!!@!

and i hurt my lower spine again. it hurts like hell, balls! no kidding. hope i dont get slipped disc. the sound of it already drives me insane. slipped disc? i need to go buy a stopper just in case.

though the swinging is beginning to subside now..i feel like i need to go drown my frustrations. need to go tipsy wipsy. i'm gonna go downstairs to get myself a bottle of kerosene..anyone care to join me?

Saturday, April 01, 2006

drops of jupiter

Tell me, did you sail across the sun

Did you make it to the Milky Way to see the lights all faded

And that heaven is overrated

Tell me, did you fall for a shooting star

One without a permanent scar

And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there

thanks to ACE YOUNG for reminding me of this fav tune of mine, as he sang it during this week's performance show on idol.

to hell with what the judges think about his song selection. he sure knows a good tune when he hears one.

i'm feelin u Ace.

dear awin,

remember our 'talk' last friday? let me know when you're ready to hand Ace over to me alright luv?

-hugz-

meet april

summing up on the last week of March:

-headache
-short breaths
-stiff joints
-swollen bum
-countless sheep sighs
-lame sense of humor

April's here already. How quick is that? Soon i'll be 22.

"Hey Mom! i'll be 22 soon!? can i go sleep over my friend's chalet already!??"

keke.

everyone knows that my mom's very particular abt me sleepin anywhere else but home. unless its a school camp or the sleep over's under strict supervision of a parent, then the exception. otherwise, i'm always gettin the boos and w/o a doubt 'spoilsport' has been my second name since then.

sexy?

i know.

its been months since i last attend my religious class on sundays. been cooking every sunday for the past couple of months..and so i had to give the morning class a miss. Aththa's been buggin me to go for quite some time already..and i AM feelin guilty about it. so i've decided to attend tmr's class. "Aththa! pick me up at 930. Thanks gorgeous."

it is april..and its already coming to a year since mom first left for overseas. that means one more year to go before she'll officially be back home and only then! i shall be free as a bird! cos of mom's absence at this pt, i'm tied down to being 'responsible' and present at home most of the time to watch over things. oooO!! can't wait!!! cum this time next year, i can do what i've always dreamt of.....

Go travel around the world!! ALONE!!!!! (evil laughter)

*looks at mom*

"can right, ma? please?!!! please ma!! tsk.."


.daC. 01 Nov coke light dead cockroaches slow rock	Tuesday, April 25, 2006 Chasing my nose Yup. I'm at home now alright. Sick again. Not bluffing ok! I've been sneezing till my head boggles sideways like one of those Michael Jackson figurine Nancy's dad will place in the car, with its head attached to the body through a spring. Hmm.. be leaving for the doctor's soon. The weather outside is prickling hot and glaring. I think.... i think need to get myself transition lenses in order to protect my innocent eyes from the evil rays ah. (huda stares at the Progress Package pamphlet) ahem huda sings: "If you lost you can look and you will find me....time after time....if you fall i will catch you i'll be waiting.. oooo.. time after time..." so now i sound like a drag queen. thank you very much. 11:27 · Monday, April 24, 2006 D.O.B: 24th April 1982 .TO MY BEST (GUY) FRIEND - NASHARUDDIN NASIR. -->> Insert Nasha's Photo Here <<-- Happy 24th birthday bro! Its the 24th day. and you're 24 yrs old! kekeke. (ahem) Stay lovingly irritating always ok? Out of all 8 years we've known each other, and only 5 meetings in total.. i will always know that you're there for me, even when u say u hate me, i know u've always adored my whiny and irritating attitude. Please remember that i will not stop irritating you with my 'intelligent' humour and evil laughters for as long as i shall live. :) Stay Munjenfied always Nasha!! 23:15 · Tuesday, April 18, 2006 awesome i think i just watched a great episode of Grey's Anatomy. feels good to shed tears over a good drama. very touching indeed. loves it. Now..about that career switch i was fantasizing about earlier... maybe i should seriously consider going to Med school. Dee! Are u in with me?? 00:23 · Sunday, April 16, 2006 strange. beautiful. it was an ordinary sunday for me. woke up late. swearing myself for not ironing my clothes the night before. took the cab down to the religious school and arrived just in time before the ustaz begin page one. it was a quick class today. lasted just abt an hr as compared to the usual 2 hr class. once ended, i slowly walked out to the bus stop. up ahead, a cab signalled left and parked next to the curb. i had to walk past the stationary cab so as to get to the bus stop. i saw a girl, in black, leaning against the side of the cab with the door opened wide enough to let the cold air from the cab escape. she was unconcious. the cabby stood in front of her, lighted a cigarette and inhale the tip of it lightly. it was a malay girl clad in black pants and a black polo tee that reads Ministry of Sound. her eyes were closed. muttered some foreign language to herself. it didnt take the dumb to figure that she was dead drunk. her breath reeked of alcohol. i'm guessing her shoes were covered with vomit. the cabby had to drag her out of the cab before she start to decorate the leathers. i continued my walk to the bus stop. no doubt i felt weird. i guess its for this reason that we muslims are forbidden to consume alcohol. very depressing sight indeed. -ooo- my uncle dropped by a little later. decided not to cook today. dad agreed that i go get lunch for everyone. my uncle brought along some dvds/vcds. watched Nanny McPhee with the family. the sky outside was doing a thunderous number. i sunk in to the cool weather and bags of chips. heaven. haek came home today. havent seen him in ages. didnt realise the hair on his underarms were growing quite impressively. my brother has grown into a Man. sobs -ooo- words from a hallmark card loves it. 20:37 · Saturday, April 15, 2006 Huda's anatomy i woke up today to the piercing sounds of the ringer. it was 930am. "who the hell!?" i forced myself up, cleared my throat a little (don't worry. not much phlegm was produced) and said hello in the most convincing i'm-so-awake tone ever. it was Mr Toh on the other line. he introduced himself as idra's teacher. said idra felt nauseous while parading in school and almost passed out. they made her rest but she still insisted that she's unwell so they've called the ambulance for her. i thanked him for the call, woke my dad up and we got ready to leave for CGH. it really was not very pleasing to be starting your day feelin worried while scuffling down the non-slippery floors of the A&E ward. my gut tells me idra's fine. her giddiness was prolly due to the morning heat. yup. that was what it is. and also becos idra's quite fragile, its not helping. anyways, met that Mr Toh who called earlier. Nice chap. (no, huda's not hitting on the teacher. No.) he explained what happened earlier to me and my dad. soon one of the doctors came over and spoke to us about idra's condition. thankfully it was nothing serious. she's such a taugeh la. thats what she is. so they had to run some tests on her.. xrays. blah blahs. and me and my dad waited for abt an hour plus. while waiting.. alot was going through my head then. a nurse walked past with a clipboard in her hands. "maybe i should switch to becoming a nurse instead??"* huda picture herself in the nurse outfit a deliciously looking SCDF dude alighted from the ambulance, wheeling an injured motorist in. "or...maybe.... maybe, me working as a Civil defence officer sounds good too!" then, some prison dudes entered the building holding on to a prisoner who's there for a checkup. "huda - a female prison officer?! oh no.. sexxxayyy lah!" arggh! so much to think about!!! tsk. waiting time is ALWAYS stressful yar!? 15:26 · Sunday, April 09, 2006 unforgettable... So us, "drew and napier"ans had another great outing with the kids from Spore Children's Society and Gracehaven yesterday. Its one of the many outings we have with all these kids and boy was it a joyful one. first we made our way to Great World City for the movie, Ice Age 2! "Yeay! to the kids!" cute cute show! my neck hurts tho. then after that we had food at Kings Albert Park's McDonalds. Kids had the Party games, we..the samaritans (chey) had our free lunch and dessert. presenting 4 of the most iconic samaritans from Drew. Clockwise - thats Victor. (quite hawwt from pics - but better in person.. coughs ), then next is me. erm. yeah no comments on that one. lastly, the famous duo.. Nadz and Rabz. my kawin kawin frens. haha. we're all loving the ice cream alright! keke. My beloved Dee was there too. She was busy entertaining all of us with her stories (both clean and dirty ones) as we each devoured our creams. i mean. ice-creams. as i placed my cone on the table...abt to take another of dee's cute pictures... dee got up.. moved the table just a little, and.... SPLAT!!! i was sad. yeah. i almost burst into tears. really. not until dee...picked it up..scrapped off the top part of my ice-cream with the hard tip of one of the remaining fries. it didnt take too long before i start to smile again. :) but girls!! dont we all agree on the most unforgettable, jawdropping, puking moment of the day?!!! hold your breaths, people! * ** **** ********* the guy had super nice shoes though. snorts 18:32 · Saturday, April 08, 2006 week-est link this week has been weird for me. lets talk abt monday, i was feeling sober the entire day. why? cos both of my sidekicks, Wati and Ann took MC on that day. So the lonely ol' me had my files and stationery to keep me insane. To top it up, thought i get a thank u gift for one of the secretaries who got me a pair of shoes (apparently she can't fit into them - hence, to the Salvation Army of Huda). its a really nice pair, i feel. so reluctantly yet smiley, i received the gift. so.. my next instinct was to get her a thank u gift. i got her Sins chocolate. hopefully, she'll like it.. who would have thought, its not gonna be a beautiful sight after all... here's what happened. huda: hi [name]! (start smiling like bad eggs) [name]: yess? (sounding like Cruella) huda: i got u smth! just wanna say thank you. (smile again - this time halfheartedly) [name] stares at me, with bloodshot eyes and smoke fuming out from her behind. [name]: what is this for!?!! huda: err... (shivering alittle already) its for the shoes u got me! just wanna say thank you.. [name]: wei!! No!! I'm not going to accept it!! take it back!! TAKE IT BACK!! huda: err... (paged for Mom) huda: but..but.... its for u... [name]: next time dont do this ok. I hate it!! you better not do this anymore i tell u!! haiyo!!! TSK TSK TSK!!!!!!!!! feelin confused, huda walked away. wishing that she hadnt been so nice to get her a thank you gift. man, that was FUN. then on tuesday afternoon, the dreadful thing happened. my comp hanged! i reboot. it hang-ed further. drats. called the IT dude. he came. told me that he may have to re-install Windows. and he did. next thing i know, all the docs on my desktop, the ones i've been working on are GONE! (like how justin timberlake would sing it) but ok. least my stuff and works in "MY DOCUMENTS" are left untouched. phew. next morning. switched it on. then blackness appeared and some unfamiliar words were fixated on the screen. it reads: click F1 to reboot, F2 to setup utility* i clicked F1, the system repeats : click F1 to reboot, F2 to setup utility and it kept appearing over and over again as i helped myself to the F1 button. so i clicked... F2 (duh) some computerish jargons appeared, none of which made sense to me. so i clicked ESC. and it went back to the earlier page. the F1 page. i reset the comp. it got back to the same pg. called the IT dude again...then he broke the news to me. "huda, i've tried my very best. theres nothing i can do about it. your hard disk crashed. your documents in your C drive is gone. nothing can be saved" i said to him.. "i see. i need sometime alone now. if u could excuse me for just one second" the whole morning, i couldnt work. told my boss and a few other lawyers abt it, and they all sympathized the fate im in. only till after lunch, i had a new CPU back. everything virginly programmed. checked my folders. yup everything's gone alright. (sigh) on thursday/friday, i was hoping for a miracle. that my.. well... works appeared out of no where. but no. (sigh again) what a week. 18:00 · Sunday, April 02, 2006 moody doody today is one of those days when my mood swings 100 times more than stevie wonder doing 'part-time lover'. everything just go against me today..i woke up late. took the cab down to the school a quarter past 10 only to realise that the ustaz will be coming in late. grrh. got home slightly past one. set out the ingredients before i start cooking. no tofu. WHAT! i screamed at my sis for not tellin me. mee siam goreng, no diced fried tofu!? she brushed my attitude aside ya! hmmph. nvm. then it rained.that means, NO HOCKEY. argghh! Just when i feel like boy-watching..guess it wasnt meant to be. !%$^%!!@! and i hurt my lower spine again. it hurts like hell, balls! no kidding. hope i dont get slipped disc. the sound of it already drives me insane. slipped disc? i need to go buy a stopper just in case. though the swinging is beginning to subside now..i feel like i need to go drown my frustrations. need to go tipsy wipsy. i'm gonna go downstairs to get myself a bottle of kerosene..anyone care to join me? 18:38 · Saturday, April 01, 2006 drops of jupiter Tell me, did you sail across the sun Did you make it to the Milky Way to see the lights all faded And that heaven is overrated Tell me, did you fall for a shooting star One without a permanent scar And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there thanks to ACE YOUNG for reminding me of this fav tune of mine, as he sang it during this week's performance show on idol. to hell with what the judges think about his song selection. he sure knows a good tune when he hears one. i'm feelin u Ace. dear awin, remember our 'talk' last friday? let me know when you're ready to hand Ace over to me alright luv? -hugz- 23:03 · meet april summing up on the last week of March: -headache -short breaths -stiff joints -swollen bum -countless sheep sighs -lame sense of humor April's here already. How quick is that? Soon i'll be 22. "Hey Mom! i'll be 22 soon!? can i go sleep over my friend's chalet already!??" keke. everyone knows that my mom's very particular abt me sleepin anywhere else but home. unless its a school camp or the sleep over's under strict supervision of a parent, then the exception. otherwise, i'm always gettin the boos and w/o a doubt 'spoilsport' has been my second name since then. sexy? i know. its been months since i last attend my religious class on sundays. been cooking every sunday for the past couple of months..and so i had to give the morning class a miss. Aththa's been buggin me to go for quite some time already..and i AM feelin guilty about it. so i've decided to attend tmr's class. "Aththa! pick me up at 930. Thanks gorgeous." it is april..and its already coming to a year since mom first left for overseas. that means one more year to go before she'll officially be back home and only then! i shall be free as a bird! cos of mom's absence at this pt, i'm tied down to being 'responsible' and present at home most of the time to watch over things. oooO!! can't wait!!! cum this time next year, i can do what i've always dreamt of..... Go travel around the world!! ALONE!!!!! (evil laughter) looks at mom "can right, ma? please?!!! please ma!! tsk.." 12:44 ·