Monday, July 19, 2004
+ Ok! Lets get serious people!!!! We've got no time to waste!!!
1. Why do Women talk so muCh??
@ns: Cause a woman has 2 mouths.
2. Why are Men smarter than women?!
@ns: Cause Men have 2 heads.
3. Why is it that the man always win in an argument?!
@ns: Cause they have 2 heads, 2 speakers and one microphone.
*kwanng kwanng kwaaaaang~*
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Once there were 3 Men, an American, a Chinese & an Indian, chosen to go on a mission to the Moon for a period of 20 years. The NASA authorities agree that each one of them are allowed to request for anything they want to bring along with them. The American said, "I can't live without booze, man!!". So they pack tonnes of beer into his spaceship, and (*PppooOOofff!!) off he goes. The Chinese said, "I like Chinese women! *wink *wink!" And so he's got plenty of women with him and (* PpooOOofff!!) off he goes. Finally the Indian said, "Erm.. I'm a heavy smoker ah.. " With that, they load packs of cigarettes into his spaceship and...... there he goes.
20 Years later...
The American return home, feeling happy with a belly like no other and walking sideways.
The Chinese return, somewhat satisfied and.... "Pa Pa!! Papa!!" children were seen frantically running everywhere. Finally the Indian appeared from his spaceship, with his droopy eyes, looking completely exhausted, his lips were chapped and blue, shivering and can hardly move. One of the officers became worried and asked, "Whats wrong, sir??!"
In rage he replied, "DeY!!! Got cigarette, no lighter DeYy!! How LAh!!"
*ahaha..
@ns: Cause a woman has 2 mouths.
2. Why are Men smarter than women?!
@ns: Cause Men have 2 heads.
3. Why is it that the man always win in an argument?!
@ns: Cause they have 2 heads, 2 speakers and one microphone.
*kwanng kwanng kwaaaaang~*
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Once there were 3 Men, an American, a Chinese & an Indian, chosen to go on a mission to the Moon for a period of 20 years. The NASA authorities agree that each one of them are allowed to request for anything they want to bring along with them. The American said, "I can't live without booze, man!!". So they pack tonnes of beer into his spaceship, and (*PppooOOofff!!) off he goes. The Chinese said, "I like Chinese women! *wink *wink!" And so he's got plenty of women with him and (* PpooOOofff!!) off he goes. Finally the Indian said, "Erm.. I'm a heavy smoker ah.. " With that, they load packs of cigarettes into his spaceship and...... there he goes.
20 Years later...
The American return home, feeling happy with a belly like no other and walking sideways.
The Chinese return, somewhat satisfied and.... "Pa Pa!! Papa!!" children were seen frantically running everywhere. Finally the Indian appeared from his spaceship, with his droopy eyes, looking completely exhausted, his lips were chapped and blue, shivering and can hardly move. One of the officers became worried and asked, "Whats wrong, sir??!"
In rage he replied, "DeY!!! Got cigarette, no lighter DeYy!! How LAh!!"
*ahaha..