boo.

Monday, January 31, 2005

*~ WHAT'S NEW! ~*

1) I met ma girls again last Sunday. Was fun, as usual! We talked. Sang. laughed. Went ballistic. Shrieked. Burped. Survived awin's butt rubs.

2) Talked to a friend all over again! (*glees...)

3) Helped the house chef over the weekends..... (yess..ma.. i cut-ted the cucumber all-leydi....)

4) Living in constant fear whenever i enter my boss's room.

5) Been fuggin emotional during my late night sessions with Class 95 Love Songs. (*sniffs..!!)

6) Found out that i now weigh 43 kg.

7) Having butterflies in my stomach. No.. sorry. I mean cocoons. yah can't get that shit out.

8) Ate at an awesome nasi padang place at A&G. =)

9) Feelin worried abt my friend in UK. (*hope everything turns out fine yea..)

10) and... My dad kept rapping. (*in disbelief)

Thursday, January 27, 2005

**ROBERT!!**

I received a call from RECRUIT LEGAL regarding a job vacancy for a Paralegal position with a local law firm. Sadly, i'm employed.. but should there be any interested parties, inform me a.s.a.p aight!

Position: Paralegal

- Fresh graduate from Diploma in Law & Mgmt preferred

- Needs someone with gd command of English

- Work scope includes knowledge and communication management.

- No experience needed!! (*winks)

Thursday, January 20, 2005

+ Super soft, white, strong, top quality

Journeys to work are amazingly boring. Lets talk about the thing called the Mass Rapid Transit. Yahh.. the huge quantity of PEOPLE are just swarming up every train stations in Singapore! In the morning, it gets worst. Its a wonder where do all these ppl in crimped shirts and tailored pants come from!! (*horror!) Anyway, i've decided to analyze the peeps around me (sorry! the boreness is killin' me!!) and come up with my own list of the ppl that I DEFINITELY will come across the moment i go on board a train. They are as follows:

1. The Sneezer/Coughers/phlegmers

They are everywhere la, within the cabin premises. Sianz.

2. The Starers

Yah. They frighten me.

3. The pole huggers

Aight... these are the weirdest peeps around.

4. The Deafs

Loud noise comin out from their earphones/headphones, and they are seen sleeping away. (in awe)

5. The "Mommy-Look-i-can-read-the-newspaper!!"

yahh... though the morning light's close to perfection, tt u can count every full stop in each story, Ppl! please understand!! i need that space your newspaper's takin up!!

6. The Reflection Cravers

this is when ppl standing near the entrance would fight for their reflection rights. So that they get a portrait view of themselves, makin sure everythings in place and the new experimental hair parting's working out well so far.

7. The Headbangers

Pardon them, they just needed that extra sleep to make up for last night's soccer match on Cable.

8. The Louis Vuittons

So ok.. you are carrying an LV. I see. We all can see that. Yah. So thats why you're holding it in the 90degs arm fashion.

9. The walking Ridsect

You know, a perfume will work well on u if u do use it reasonably. But using up half of the bottle for just ONE day could kill someone, someday.

10. The Adventurous

This applies to all male molesters which includes those in need of a woman's butt to rub the itch off their 'head', banglas who kept smiling at Awin and those who get morning urges of smelling a woman's armpit.

Monday, January 17, 2005

*Give me you*

"i dont ask for too many things, only one thing i really need, that is u baby next to me, with that im satisfied. Dont need diamonds i dont need gold, i just need someone here to hold, to keep me warm when the nights are cold, that will do just fine, just fine.

You dont have to promise me the stars, just promise me love inside your heart and thats enough, baby thats enough... "

Artist: Mary J Blige

Song Written by: .daC.

*world peace*

Sunday, January 16, 2005

*I see your true colors shining thru..*

So, the Spore team won the Tiger Cup. I'm still figuring out how did they even make it to the semis... strange. But anyway! yahh.. i'm glad that they did win somethin this time around! FINALLY!! its about time ah.. haha... From their infamous losing streak to an all of a sudden er... Tiger cup winners.. what a miracle! Nonetheless, it was indeed a pretty awesome match earlier! Now, i've got work tmr. Cb.

Friday, January 14, 2005

~In the name of cuteness ~

(*haha!!! freakin hilarious sia!)

+ I can't see my forehead..

I'm afraid to admit this, but yeah i think i'm beginning to feel da workaholic disease spreading in me. I'm scared!! Its not even an interest. Its like "OH NO!!! i'm screwed!!" and i gotta finish this. Yah i'm like that now when it comes to any matter, any day. Wat siaa..and i do feel old becoz of this, u know!! Workin in a law firm is definitely awesome when it comes to fantasizing male lawyers in a baywatch mode kinda way, but the work stress supercedes anything Mauritius. Its choking me most of the time. And yahh continuous scalp scratchings + constant stonings does help for at least every 2 and a half minutes, and all of a sudden "oHh..where was i??.. ". So yesterday, my colleague handed over the Jan issue of FEMALE to me as a temporary form of remedy.... with Fiona Xie on the cover. She looked hot arh!? (*puzzled) anyway, yah loOoove her cut!! tsk tsk..... strangeness. The January issue is a really good read sia! Love it.

Its Friday. I declare myself exhausted. I can't think steam anymore. I'm like a lime green Volkswagen Beetle coated with mud, seen covering a distance of 20 km an hr with a player that's allergic to every other music except techno.

ok thats scary.

Thursday, January 13, 2005

+ She was so blonde...

...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

...she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

...she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".

...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

...she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

...she tried to drown a fish.

...she thought a quarterback was a refund.

...she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

...under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics".

...she tripped over a cordless phone.

...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put "Sagittarius".

...she studied for a blood test ...and failed.

...she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.

...she sold the car for gas money.

Sunday, January 09, 2005

+ Build me a buttercup

So there goes my week. And tomorrow its back to my office at the comfort of my lime green cushion, my only support system i've always depend on. I met up my grlfren, Sary, today. Shes as fashionable as always la!! grr... it was awesome. We sat down at Spinelli, (where i get a free latte and cake..) exchanging juicy infos on our lives thats been happening for the past 3 yrs since we've met. Alot of things have indeed happened but despite all that, the lady i met today has always been the same ol' person i've always known!! (*smiles) yah all that reminiscence-ing abt sec school life, tha "guys", our exs, our family and yahh sure our poly days were THE topic of our conversation throughout. And yahh detailed updates of our love lives are also included. haha... We left the freezer-like cafe at around 8, and made our rounds in the mall. We bought some muesli bars for breakfasts tmr.. those stuff are soo heaven food, i say!! to prepare for yet another zombiefied day at work. I'm gonna be sOo stoned tmr. Just hope that theres no "Ah Soh foot crushing my delicate toes" incident again or any "uncle's deodorant finish" horror.

Thursday, January 06, 2005

**I'M JUST A SGD1.99 TABLE LAMP**

I got stepped on a million times today. Terrible. The moment i board the bus to leave for work, till the time i stepped out of the bus when i reach home, my shoes have been brutally assaulted. Yah my toes are ok though, but my shoes had to endure the numerous steppings (both front and heel region) and at one point i really thought that they're gonna fly off and hit someone's head. At work, hmm.. , an intern has created some 'havoc' before she left, and apparently only i know what her problem is.. so the human resource lady figured that i'm incompetent enough to be a responsible employee.. for not reporting directly to her for whatever crap this intern made during her 2weeks at the corporate dept. Owww..KaY. Goshh i feel honoured.

Anyway! that crap aside. I had dinner with ma gurrrlfrens again this time ard, at far east plaza, together with Han. All of us (not sure abt han) went shoe crazy la!! we invade every shoe shop and tried on anything that fancied us. I was thinking of gettin a pair of shoes, but ended up buying a skirt instead.. (*how typical) So yahh we had fun! with awin's usual funky antics and dayana's slanted peace signs.. the night gloomed too quickly! We finally headed home ard 9 sm'n. And me and awin took the train to Raffles Place stn. Throughout the whole journey i cracked really badly!! I was in tears. Awin's new pair of studs are soo stunning that i had cramped cheeks due to excessive laughings... (*snorts) haha.. haaiyooO... boy that was fun!!

Saturday, January 01, 2005

~*Have a gorgeously cute New Year ya'll!*~

A new year is born.... HAPPY NEW YEAR la...!!! 2005.. Hope the year will be a much better one... How the world's becoming now has affected me internally. I become more cautious when i go out, i get freaked out whenever the train comes to a stop before reaching the station, i thought i felt some tremours and i picked up running again, in case i need to run away quick due to some disaster. I cried now and then whenever i read the news. and i felt like as though its quite a big deal now that New Delhi's snowing. (*hmm)

That aside.

I snipped my hair!!! eeek... hehehe... yah ma long bangs are gone. Guess i was bored with bun-ing it up, and ma peeps at work are totally not against my new crown. (*smiles) Gosh i love 'em.

Went ta Irene's b-day cum new yr's eve party yesterday. Met up with some of ma girlsss from WSS.. all looked sooo different, but very much fun-loving still. Met ma sis, Winnie!!.. Was hopin ta re-unite with mahh..my beloved fren, Sary. But shes stuck in Town!!(*sheesh.. ppl with their BFs!) lol*

So.. 2005 aye.. Lets go through my ever famous schedule for the first day of the new yr, shall we. First up, i woke up late..(*smiles) now bummin comfortably at home, listening to great music, singing melodiously to every great music, watching Ads on TV and simply looooving the weather.. Excellent first day for the year aye!! (*quite proud ar!) Brought home some research from work, should take my time doing that later. For now... WHITNEY HOUSTON's in da HOUSE lar!!!


.daC. 01 Nov coke light dead cockroaches slow rock	Monday, January 31, 2005 *~ WHAT'S NEW! ~* 1) I met ma girls again last Sunday. Was fun, as usual! We talked. Sang. laughed. Went ballistic. Shrieked. Burped. Survived awin's butt rubs. 2) Talked to a friend all over again! (glees...) 3) Helped the house chef over the weekends..... (yess..ma.. i cut-ted the cucumber all-leydi....) 4) Living in constant fear whenever i enter my boss's room. 5) Been fuggin emotional during my late night sessions with Class 95 Love Songs. (sniffs..!!) 6) Found out that i now weigh 43 kg. 7) Having butterflies in my stomach. No.. sorry. I mean cocoons. yah can't get that shit out. 8) Ate at an awesome nasi padang place at A&G. =) 9) Feelin worried abt my friend in UK. (hope everything turns out fine yea..) 10) and... My dad kept rapping. (in disbelief) 23:18 · Thursday, January 27, 2005 ROBERT!! I received a call from RECRUIT LEGAL regarding a job vacancy for a Paralegal position with a local law firm. Sadly, i'm employed.. but should there be any interested parties, inform me a.s.a.p aight! Position: Paralegal - Fresh graduate from Diploma in Law & Mgmt preferred - Needs someone with gd command of English - Work scope includes knowledge and communication management. - No experience needed!! (winks) 17:10 · Thursday, January 20, 2005 + Super soft, white, strong, top quality* Journeys to work are amazingly boring. Lets talk about the thing called the Mass Rapid Transit. Yahh.. the huge quantity of PEOPLE are just swarming up every train stations in Singapore! In the morning, it gets worst. Its a wonder where do all these ppl in crimped shirts and tailored pants come from!! (horror!) Anyway, i've decided to analyze the peeps around me (sorry! the boreness is killin' me!!) and come up with my own list of the ppl that I DEFINITELY will come across the moment i go on board a train. They are as follows: 1. The Sneezer/Coughers/phlegmers* They are everywhere la, within the cabin premises. Sianz. 2. The Starers Yah. They frighten me. 3. The pole huggers Aight... these are the weirdest peeps around. 4. The Deafs Loud noise comin out from their earphones/headphones, and they are seen sleeping away. (in awe) 5. The "Mommy-Look-i-can-read-the-newspaper!!" yahh... though the morning light's close to perfection, tt u can count every full stop in each story, Ppl! please understand!! i need that space your newspaper's takin up!! 6. The Reflection Cravers this is when ppl standing near the entrance would fight for their reflection rights. So that they get a portrait view of themselves, makin sure everythings in place and the new experimental hair parting's working out well so far. 7. The Headbangers Pardon them, they just needed that extra sleep to make up for last night's soccer match on Cable. 8. The Louis Vuittons So ok.. you are carrying an LV. I see. We all can see that. Yah. So thats why you're holding it in the 90degs arm fashion. 9. The walking Ridsect You know, a perfume will work well on u if u do use it reasonably. But using up half of the bottle for just ONE day could kill someone, someday. 10. The Adventurous This applies to all male molesters which includes those in need of a woman's butt to rub the itch off their 'head', banglas who kept smiling at Awin and those who get morning urges of smelling a woman's armpit. 19:55 · Monday, January 17, 2005 *Give me you* "i dont ask for too many things, only one thing i really need, that is u baby next to me, with that im satisfied. Dont need diamonds i dont need gold, i just need someone here to hold, to keep me warm when the nights are cold, that will do just fine, just fine. You dont have to promise me the stars, just promise me love inside your heart and thats enough, baby thats enough... " Artist: Mary J Blige Song Written by: .daC. world peace 20:47 · Sunday, January 16, 2005 *I see your true colors shining thru..* So, the Spore team won the Tiger Cup. I'm still figuring out how did they even make it to the semis... strange. But anyway! yahh.. i'm glad that they did win somethin this time around! FINALLY!! its about time ah.. haha... From their infamous losing streak to an all of a sudden er... Tiger cup winners.. what a miracle! Nonetheless, it was indeed a pretty awesome match earlier! Now, i've got work tmr. Cb. 22:03 · Friday, January 14, 2005 ~In the name of cuteness ~ (haha!!! freakin hilarious sia!) 23:59 · + I can't see my forehead..* I'm afraid to admit this, but yeah i think i'm beginning to feel da workaholic disease spreading in me. I'm scared!! Its not even an interest. Its like "OH NO!!! i'm screwed!!" and i gotta finish this. Yah i'm like that now when it comes to any matter, any day. Wat siaa..and i do feel old becoz of this, u know!! Workin in a law firm is definitely awesome when it comes to fantasizing male lawyers in a baywatch mode kinda way, but the work stress supercedes anything Mauritius. Its choking me most of the time. And yahh continuous scalp scratchings + constant stonings does help for at least every 2 and a half minutes, and all of a sudden "oHh..where was i??.. ". So yesterday, my colleague handed over the Jan issue of FEMALE to me as a temporary form of remedy.... with Fiona Xie on the cover. She looked hot arh!? (puzzled) anyway, yah loOoove her cut!! tsk tsk..... strangeness. The January issue is a really good read sia! Love it. Its Friday. I declare myself exhausted. I can't think steam anymore. I'm like a lime green Volkswagen Beetle coated with mud, seen covering a distance of 20 km an hr with a player that's allergic to every other music except techno. ok thats scary. 23:00 · Thursday, January 13, 2005 + She was so blonde...* ...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate". ...she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. ...she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK". ...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. ...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. ...she sat on the TV and watched the couch. ...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. ...she tried to drown a fish. ...she thought a quarterback was a refund. ...she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. ...under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics". ...she tripped over a cordless phone. ...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put "Sagittarius". ...she studied for a blood test ...and failed. ...she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center. ...she sold the car for gas money. 23:09 · Sunday, January 09, 2005 + Build me a buttercup So there goes my week. And tomorrow its back to my office at the comfort of my lime green cushion, my only support system i've always depend on. I met up my grlfren, Sary, today. Shes as fashionable as always la!! grr... it was awesome. We sat down at Spinelli, (where i get a free latte and cake..) exchanging juicy infos on our lives thats been happening for the past 3 yrs since we've met. Alot of things have indeed happened but despite all that, the lady i met today has always been the same ol' person i've always known!! (smiles) yah all that reminiscence-ing abt sec school life, tha "guys", our exs, our family and yahh sure our poly days were THE topic of our conversation throughout. And yahh detailed updates of our love lives are also included. haha... We left the freezer-like cafe at around 8, and made our rounds in the mall. We bought some muesli bars for breakfasts tmr.. those stuff are soo heaven food, i say!! to prepare for yet another zombiefied day at work. I'm gonna be sOo stoned tmr. Just hope that theres no "Ah Soh foot crushing my delicate toes" incident again or any "uncle's deodorant finish" horror. 23:55 · Thursday, January 06, 2005 I'M JUST A SGD1.99 TABLE LAMP* I got stepped on a million times today. Terrible. The moment i board the bus to leave for work, till the time i stepped out of the bus when i reach home, my shoes have been brutally assaulted. Yah my toes are ok though, but my shoes had to endure the numerous steppings (both front and heel region) and at one point i really thought that they're gonna fly off and hit someone's head. At work, hmm.. , an intern has created some 'havoc' before she left, and apparently only i know what her problem is.. so the human resource lady figured that i'm incompetent enough to be a responsible employee.. for not reporting directly to her for whatever crap this intern made during her 2weeks at the corporate dept. Owww..KaY. Goshh i feel honoured. Anyway! that crap aside. I had dinner with ma gurrrlfrens again this time ard, at far east plaza, together with Han. All of us (not sure abt han) went shoe crazy la!! we invade every shoe shop and tried on anything that fancied us. I was thinking of gettin a pair of shoes, but ended up buying a skirt instead.. (how typical) So yahh we had fun! with awin's usual funky antics and dayana's slanted peace signs.. the night gloomed too quickly! We finally headed home ard 9 sm'n. And me and awin took the train to Raffles Place stn. Throughout the whole journey i cracked really badly!! I was in tears. Awin's new pair of studs are soo stunning that i had cramped cheeks due to excessive laughings... (snorts) haha.. haaiyooO... boy that was fun!! 01:00 · Saturday, January 01, 2005 ~Have a gorgeously cute New Year ya'll!~ A new year is born.... HAPPY NEW YEAR la...!!! 2005.. Hope the year will be a much better one... How the world's becoming now has affected me internally. I become more cautious when i go out, i get freaked out whenever the train comes to a stop before reaching the station, i thought i felt some tremours and i picked up running again, in case i need to run away quick due to some disaster. I cried now and then whenever i read the news. and i felt like as though its quite a big deal now that New Delhi's snowing. (hmm) That aside. I snipped my hair!!! eeek... hehehe... yah ma long bangs are gone. Guess i was bored with bun-ing it up, and ma peeps at work are totally not against my new crown. (smiles) Gosh i love 'em. Went ta Irene's b-day cum new yr's eve party yesterday. Met up with some of ma girlsss from WSS.. all looked sooo different, but very much fun-loving still. Met ma sis, Winnie!!.. Was hopin ta re-unite with mahh..my beloved fren, Sary. But shes stuck in Town!!(sheesh.. ppl with their BFs!) lol So.. 2005 aye.. Lets go through my ever famous schedule for the first day of the new yr, shall we. First up, i woke up late..(smiles) now bummin comfortably at home, listening to great music, singing melodiously* to every great music, watching Ads on TV and simply looooving the weather.. Excellent first day for the year aye!! (*quite proud ar!) Brought home some research from work, should take my time doing that later. For now... WHITNEY HOUSTON's in da HOUSE lar!!! 15:38 ·