Journeys to work are amazingly boring. Lets talk about the thing called the Mass Rapid Transit. Yahh.. the huge quantity of PEOPLE are just swarming up every train stations in Singapore! In the morning, it gets worst. Its a wonder where do all these ppl in crimped shirts and tailored pants come from!! (*horror!) Anyway, i've decided to analyze the peeps around me (sorry! the boreness is killin' me!!) and come up with my own list of the ppl that I DEFINITELY will come across the moment i go on board a train. They are as follows:

1. The Sneezer/Coughers/phlegmers

They are everywhere la, within the cabin premises. Sianz.

2. The Starers

Yah. They frighten me.

3. The pole huggers

Aight... these are the weirdest peeps around.

4. The Deafs

Loud noise comin out from their earphones/headphones, and they are seen sleeping away. (in awe)

5. The "Mommy-Look-i-can-read-the-newspaper!!"

yahh... though the morning light's close to perfection, tt u can count every full stop in each story, Ppl! please understand!! i need that space your newspaper's takin up!!

6. The Reflection Cravers

this is when ppl standing near the entrance would fight for their reflection rights. So that they get a portrait view of themselves, makin sure everythings in place and the new experimental hair parting's working out well so far.

7. The Headbangers

Pardon them, they just needed that extra sleep to make up for last night's soccer match on Cable.

8. The Louis Vuittons

So ok.. you are carrying an LV. I see. We all can see that. Yah. So thats why you're holding it in the 90degs arm fashion.

9. The walking Ridsect

You know, a perfume will work well on u if u do use it reasonably. But using up half of the bottle for just ONE day could kill someone, someday.

10. The Adventurous

This applies to all male molesters which includes those in need of a woman's butt to rub the itch off their 'head', banglas who kept smiling at Awin and those who get morning urges of smelling a woman's armpit.