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.daC.
01 Nov
coke light
dead cockroaches
slow rock
Wednesday, March 09, 2005

When I was on board the congested train to work...


I wonder what would happen if I had said, "Shit!! I feel like vomiting!!" followed by continuous vomit actions.

I wonder what would have happened if I had pushed the PRC lady off the train when she slammed her body against this girl standing near the door, causing 4 consecutive rows of humans (I'm on the 2nd) to lean backwards against each other.

I wonder what would have happened if I had jostled this guy's dick when it kept hitting my waist bone.

I wonder what would have happened if I had sang the Majulah Singapura loudly in front of the sleepy passengers.

I wonder what would have happened if I had screamed "EeeeekK!! Cockroach!!!" and start stomping my feet Paris Hilton way.

I wonder...