It was just another gd friday at the Drew & Napier Corporate Dept. 2 paralegals seated at funky ends of the 17th floor were seen lookin ultra busy with their work load. Starring: Melissa Tan & QD (a.k.a Hawwwt~ Corporate Paralegals)

PART 1

>>> Qamarulhuda Bte Daud 1/07/05 10:19AM >>>

u busy? i've picked my nose like a hundred times now.

>>> Melissa Tan 1/07/05 10:21:17 AM >>>

WHAT?????????????????????
I sincerely hope you are just joking to gross me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>> Qamarulhuda Bte Daud 1/07/05 10:23AM >>>

errr.... that depends. ;)
anyways, im sleepy. dont know why im tellin u this, but i heard from my teacher back in primary sch, that we should share our problems with others.

>>> Melissa Tan 1/07/05 10:24:06 AM >>>

true share but sometimes if sharing means you gross the other person out, then....DON"T SHARE!!!!

>>> Qamarulhuda Bte Daud 1/07/05 10:25AM >>>

ok i think she missed out on tellin us that bit. sigh~ teachers.wonder what we learn from them.

>>> Melissa Tan 1/07/05 10:26:38 AM >>>

obviously the WRONG darn thing!!!

>>> Qamarulhuda Bte Daud 1/07/05 10:27AM >>>

ok. is it just me or are your maternal hormones raging more than the usual??

>>> Melissa Tan 1/07/05 10:29:02 AM >>>

no i am feeling rather hot and irritatable unfortunately.
doing a stupid bible which has 30 volumes!!!

>>> Qamarulhuda Bte Daud 1/07/05 10:30AM >>>

oh i've to do up a bible too. just that its on hold for now.. er.. ok hope that made u feel better.

>>> Melissa Tan 1/07/05 10:31:44 AM >>>

err....no sorri...not really.
i am so glad its fri. i need SLEEP!!!

>>> Qamarulhuda Bte Daud 1/07/05 10:33AM >>>

YUH!! me too!! i woke up at 620. showered. and stuff. put on my tshirt and shorts. did abit of housework. and fell asleep on the sofa. woke up close to 8.

>>> Melissa Tan 1/07/05 10:35:33 AM >>>

sheish.....thats a lot for 1 morning!!
u must be buggered!!

>>> Qamarulhuda Bte Daud 1/07/05 10:36AM >>>

yahh i soooo wanted to just not come in to work today. w/o a reason. just wanna sleep!!

>>> Melissa Tan 1/07/05 10:37:35 AM >>>

to me that is a reason!@!!

>>> Qamarulhuda Bte Daud 1/07/05 12:03PM >>>

yawwwnnz~
*burp* (ok it tasted like fish)

>>> Melissa Tan 1/07/05 12:15:35 AM >>>

gross!!!


PART 2

>>> Qamarulhuda Bte Daud 1/07/05 12:43PM >>>

can i ask u smth..?

>>> Melissa Tan 1/07/05 12:43:52 PM >>>

is it X rated again?

>>> Qamarulhuda Bte Daud 1/07/05 12:45PM >>>

tt depends if u look at it in a different angle.
qn: do u shit as per normal when you're pregnant?

>>> Melissa Tan 1/07/05 12:47:52 PM >>>

hahhaah...no. towards the end you experience constipation. very uncomfortable.

>>> Qamarulhuda Bte Daud 1/07/05 12:48PM >>>

hmm.. ok.how'd u know if its shit sliding down / baby peeking?

>>> Melissa Tan 1/07/05 12:49:58 PM >>>

oh, apparently you don't. which is why they give you something to clear your system just before so that you don't have any "accidents". according to Gwen (former convenyancing lawyer at Drew), being in labour makes you feel like you need to shit.