Dear Ms Qamaruhuda,

Thank you for attending our Fire Evacuation Drill Seminar on 21 Sept 2005.

Based on your earlier performance, we are of the view that you definitely suck at extinguishing that small fire with the help of the CO2 extinguisher. However, with much respect to your great determination and good fashion sense, we hereby believe that you are somewhat qualified and we will be grateful if you continue your quest in becoming the 17th Floor Fire Warden.

In light of your incapabilities, we are pleased to inform you that we will be conducting a couple of exercises in relation to putting out fires. One of which (which we highly recommend that you attend) is the seminar called "The Idiots Guide to Extinguishing A Spark" which is scheduled to be held at East Coast Park playground C. Our guest of honour (person has yet to be confirmed.. *calling asree*), will be conducting exercises to further educate you with the basic techniques of extinguishing small fires effectively.

We understand that you are required to manage matters at home right after office hours. As such, we have copied this letter to your father enclosing our letter of consent for his approval. Once your father has duly signed the said form, kindly let us have the form by end of the month.

We look forward to meeting you in the upcoming event. Should you have any queries, please do not hesitate to call us at 1800-THIS-IDIOT-NEEDS-HELP.

Yours sincerely,

Fire Safety Team

cc: Mr Daud (the father)