so i've not shit for the past 2 days. yep.. i know. not good. heard that advice once upon a time. and so today, i had that shitting urges again after that bowl of yong tau foo and a big cup of avocado juice i had for lunch, which by the way, is an ideal combo to build up that crap in you. but oh i hate shitting in the office toilet! never will i get that satisfaction i need! so i ended up holding on to it till i got home.

as soon as i got home.. i know i had to deflate my tummy and spew the crap out. all i can say is, that was a reaaally long and almost unbearable 20 mins of labour time! urggh!! if i had to struggle tryin to fork my shit out, how the hell am i gonna get that baby out of me later?!!

.. oh God. Please help me.