boo.

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

idol?

im digging twohill's bangs! all that tanggle + scalp sweat. i'm sure he smell pretty.

most memorable quote in tonight's idol show: "You have no voice, no looks, no charms, no chance" - Ken Lim.

Poor one-line-eyed chap (better known as Levin). i thought he sounded fairly ok. abit too sporean but okay. after what Ken said.. doubt theres hope for mankind. so sad.

anyway i love Jonathan Leong's "Adam's Apple". So BIG. So sexy.

(bet u've figured im bored)

loadsa birthdays coming up!! loadsa cash flowing out! Woohoo.

is it the great spore sale already? my.. thats one painful fact. lets see.. i've got 5 cents here... another oh!! 20cents there.... yup. looks like i'll be spending more time at home this season.... after purchasing another 2 pairs of shoes that is.

how much again to vote for the idol contestants?! 60cents per vote!! cheat my money! chet!!~

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Driving 101

I attempted driving on my own last night.

SCARY!???

YES LAH!!!

it was my first time on the wheels and darn its nerve-smashing. Hearing the engine roar due to insufficient release of the clutch pedal with too much on the accelarator is enough to make me reach out for the helmet from the back seat (if any). Of course i had to regain composure each time i move off. If the instructor was to be a friend of mine, i swear there'll be tonnes paris hilton attitude from me...like i'd probably go "WooooWW" (as the car starts to move) or "i can't move the gear..hmph! hmph!!" (bearing in mind that i did not depress the clutch pedal) or "this is so sexy. loves it." (when i'm cruising along an empty street).

haha. no doubt it was fun. i had cramps all over my thighs and calves. and it was only driving at the 2nd gear. how sad is that! pfft!~due to the popularity demand of my instructor, my next session will be on the 4th June. ooooooh!! CAN'T WAIT!!!!

heh-heh-heh. i'm glad i did!
(here..kitty kittyyyy....)

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

MY NECKLACE!

being a full-fledged couch potato is one thing. getting addicted to a show that refuses to give viewers its satisfactory ending, is depressing. watched that indon flick "DIA" yesterday. the only devastating moment of that show, for me, was when Fifi snapped that gorgeous green necklace while screaming her guts out in prison. its GREEN FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!! pffft!! nevermind about the necklace (growls..) the 'finale' left me questioning the director even more.

- what happened to Om Andi...

- now that Fifi's behind bars, will Susi marry Benny..... still?

- when will Susi's nostrils stop inflating...(i'm seeing baby smurfs in there)

- will Ivan ever run out of raspberry flavored lip ice...

- when will Marsha get a new handphone to replace her pencil-case lookalike one...

argrgh!!! brreeengsett!!

~~~~~~~

soo..what am i gonna do today...

getting quite bored staying at home on a tuesday afternoon... hmm....

*huda grabs her pillow*

Sunday, May 14, 2006

drained

hate it!

suffered food poisoning yesterday evening. went through a series of anal leaks and vomitted tanks of body fluid. felt super dehydrated after that.

thought after i release the evil demon, i wouldnt have to make my way down to the 24hr clinic. by 11pm last night, having to suffer the continuous tummy aches and vomitting urges, i didnt have a choice. dzul insisted that he send me to the doctors at Bedok.

once there, i felt even worse. the lady behind the counter gave me the numbers. it reads 138. i looked up to see the numbers above me.

126.

$!^%$@!!

sianz!! no choice right!!? so i had to wait. i got super cranky halfway. but still... i continue to wait. dzul's jokes werent funny then. my head was spinning. its as if i'm staying afloat on top a styrofoam in the middle of the sea and a ship had just passed. i felt purple.

time: 0110hrs. finally its MY turn! its about time!!

after telling the doctor about the demon in me, he awarded me with a jab to the ass. gettin poked unnecessarily past one in the morning is soo demoralising. tsk.

got my medicine shortly afterwards. as we left the clinic, i started to feel giddy. thats when i showered a nearby grass patch with my nutrients. grossness. again, pardon my table manners ok dzul? felt better after that.. with my hair all messed up and eye bags that weigh 20 pounds each, i swear that apek thought i was drunk.

reached home slightly before 2am. thank god. i got changed and tucked in after consuming the pills.

feeling much better now. giddiness is still there but the anal leaks and vomitting urges are slowly fading away. i feel so drained now.. sucks! what a way to spend my weekend.

good news is, i'm on leave for tomorrow and tuesday :)

note to my hardworking friends who will be slogging the hours at work for the next couple of days: "Feel free to buzz me anytime ok?"

Sunday, May 07, 2006

can't touch these

i touched myself in public.

well.. i had to! i went to the market this morning and the auntie asked me: "xiao jie.. u wanna buy chicken??"

i said: "yah. erm.. i need the chicken breast"

she looked puzzled.

"oh breast ah!" - while poking her thighs.

(i released a snort)

"oh no.. breast breast!" i educated her while touching my right girlfriend.

she understood. and got me chicken breast (not the thigh - confirm).

hope i dont get arrested for doing that.

*********

Kuddos to the PAP for winning the GE yet again. wonder when's the next progress package gonna be...

Monday, May 01, 2006

work the party

I LOVE HOCKEY.

Yup!! dzul has officially turned me into a hockey lover! Watched the finals yesterday at tampines. dzul and his team mates looked hawwt in their Piranhas jersey lah! and so do the players from Great Britian and Indonesia. MMMmm!!!!! (*droooolz)

-huda slaps herself-

so anyway, its monday schmonday! and its a holiday! Yippeee!! i'm so gonna relax and enjoy my holiday... stress starts tmr..

i will not be voting in the coming elections for i'm under Marine Parade GRC. (confirm, dee) But to those who do get to vote, VOTE FOR THE WORKERS' PARTY (despite the issue relating to James Gomez. pfft!) After reading yesterday's article by Ms Sylvia Lim (should i state here that she's everyones fav lecturer back in poly), i'm sooo keen to see how the opposition party would run the nation should they win the elections. happening yaarr..

haekal cut his locks yesterday. the lady at the salon turned his ever famous Indonesian busker hairstyle into some Jap/Korean hairdo...

hehe.. thats hawwt~


.daC. 01 Nov coke light dead cockroaches slow rock	Wednesday, May 31, 2006 idol? im digging twohill's bangs! all that tanggle + scalp sweat. i'm sure he smell pretty. most memorable quote in tonight's idol show: "You have no voice, no looks, no charms, no chance" - Ken Lim. Poor one-line-eyed chap (better known as Levin). i thought he sounded fairly ok. abit too sporean but okay. after what Ken said.. doubt theres hope for mankind. so sad. anyway i love Jonathan Leong's "Adam's Apple". So BIG. So sexy. (bet u've figured im bored) loadsa birthdays coming up!! loadsa cash flowing out! Woohoo. is it the great spore sale already? my.. thats one painful fact. lets see.. i've got 5 cents here... another oh!! 20cents there.... yup. looks like i'll be spending more time at home this season.... after purchasing another 2 pairs of shoes that is. how much again to vote for the idol contestants?! 60cents per vote!! cheat my money! chet!!~ 21:34 · Saturday, May 27, 2006 Driving 101 I attempted driving on my own last night. SCARY!??? YES LAH!!! it was my first time on the wheels and darn its nerve-smashing. Hearing the engine roar due to insufficient release of the clutch pedal with too much on the accelarator is enough to make me reach out for the helmet from the back seat (if any). Of course i had to regain composure each time i move off. If the instructor was to be a friend of mine, i swear there'll be tonnes paris hilton attitude from me...like i'd probably go "WooooWW" (as the car starts to move) or "i can't move the gear..hmph! hmph!!" (bearing in mind that i did not depress the clutch pedal) or "this is so sexy. loves it." (when i'm cruising along an empty street). haha. no doubt it was fun. i had cramps all over my thighs and calves. and it was only driving at the 2nd gear. how sad is that! pfft!~due to the popularity demand of my instructor, my next session will be on the 4th June. ooooooh!! CAN'T WAIT!!!! heh-heh-heh. i'm glad i did! (here..kitty kittyyyy....) 10:59 · Tuesday, May 16, 2006 MY NECKLACE! being a full-fledged couch potato is one thing. getting addicted to a show that refuses to give viewers its satisfactory ending, is depressing. watched that indon flick "DIA" yesterday. the only devastating moment of that show, for me, was when Fifi snapped that gorgeous green necklace while screaming her guts out in prison. its GREEN FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!! pffft!! nevermind about the necklace (growls..) the 'finale' left me questioning the director even more. - what happened to Om Andi... - now that Fifi's behind bars, will Susi marry Benny..... still? - when will Susi's nostrils stop inflating...(i'm seeing baby smurfs in there) - will Ivan ever run out of raspberry flavored lip ice... - when will Marsha get a new handphone to replace her pencil-case lookalike one... argrgh!!! brreeengsett!! ~~~~~~~ soo..what am i gonna do today... getting quite bored staying at home on a tuesday afternoon... hmm.... huda grabs her pillow 12:14 · Sunday, May 14, 2006 drained hate it! suffered food poisoning yesterday evening. went through a series of anal leaks and vomitted tanks of body fluid. felt super dehydrated after that. thought after i release the evil demon, i wouldnt have to make my way down to the 24hr clinic. by 11pm last night, having to suffer the continuous tummy aches and vomitting urges, i didnt have a choice. dzul insisted that he send me to the doctors at Bedok. once there, i felt even worse. the lady behind the counter gave me the numbers. it reads 138. i looked up to see the numbers above me. 126. $!^%$@!! sianz!! no choice right!!? so i had to wait. i got super cranky halfway. but still... i continue to wait. dzul's jokes werent funny then. my head was spinning. its as if i'm staying afloat on top a styrofoam in the middle of the sea and a ship had just passed. i felt purple. time: 0110hrs. finally its MY turn! its about time!! after telling the doctor about the demon in me, he awarded me with a jab to the ass. gettin poked unnecessarily past one in the morning is soo demoralising. tsk. got my medicine shortly afterwards. as we left the clinic, i started to feel giddy. thats when i showered a nearby grass patch with my nutrients. grossness. again, pardon my table manners ok dzul? felt better after that.. with my hair all messed up and eye bags that weigh 20 pounds each, i swear that apek thought i was drunk. reached home slightly before 2am. thank god. i got changed and tucked in after consuming the pills. feeling much better now. giddiness is still there but the anal leaks and vomitting urges are slowly fading away. i feel so drained now.. sucks! what a way to spend my weekend. good news is, i'm on leave for tomorrow and tuesday :) note to my hardworking friends who will be slogging the hours at work for the next couple of days: "Feel free to buzz me anytime ok?" 21:49 · Sunday, May 07, 2006 can't touch these i touched myself in public. well.. i had to! i went to the market this morning and the auntie asked me: "xiao jie.. u wanna buy chicken??" i said: "yah. erm.. i need the chicken breast" she looked puzzled. "oh breast ah!" - while poking her thighs. (i released a snort) "oh no.. breast breast!" i educated her while touching my right girlfriend. she understood. and got me chicken breast (not the thigh - confirm). hope i dont get arrested for doing that. ********* Kuddos to the PAP for winning the GE yet again. wonder when's the next progress package gonna be... 19:00 · Monday, May 01, 2006 work the party I LOVE HOCKEY. Yup!! dzul has officially turned me into a hockey lover! Watched the finals yesterday at tampines. dzul and his team mates looked hawwt in their Piranhas jersey lah! and so do the players from Great Britian and Indonesia. MMMmm!!!!! (droooolz) -huda slaps herself- so anyway, its monday schmonday! and its a holiday! Yippeee!! i'm so gonna relax and enjoy my holiday... stress starts tmr.. i will not be voting in the coming elections for i'm under Marine Parade GRC. (confirm, dee) But to those who do get to vote, VOTE FOR THE WORKERS' PARTY* (despite the issue relating to James Gomez. pfft!) After reading yesterday's article by Ms Sylvia Lim (should i state here that she's everyones fav lecturer back in poly), i'm sooo keen to see how the opposition party would run the nation should they win the elections. happening yaarr.. haekal cut his locks yesterday. the lady at the salon turned his ever famous Indonesian busker hairstyle into some Jap/Korean hairdo... hehe.. thats hawwt~ 13:17 ·