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.daC.
01 Nov
coke light
dead cockroaches
slow rock
Sunday, May 07, 2006
can't touch these

i touched myself in public.

well.. i had to! i went to the market this morning and the auntie asked me: "xiao jie.. u wanna buy chicken??"

i said: "yah. erm.. i need the chicken breast"

she looked puzzled.

"oh breast ah!" - while poking her thighs.

(i released a snort)

"oh no.. breast breast!" i educated her while touching my right girlfriend.

she understood. and got me chicken breast (not the thigh - confirm).

hope i dont get arrested for doing that.

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Kuddos to the PAP for winning the GE yet again. wonder when's the next progress package gonna be...