boy, arent you modest?

he asked her if she knows huda. huda from her work place. huda, being a carbon copied name these days, there are 2 of them at drew. thank goodness for my long name, i'm easily distinguished from the rest.

he said "eh.. why is she asking for my number ah? doesnt she know i'm attached?"

she said "huh she asked for your number?? but why? i think she knows you're attached and well, she herself is attached!"

he said, "ya! i'm attached! and probably getting married soon.. what seh!"

she came over to me the following work day and questioned me.

i looked at her in disgust.

"Pleeeasse ah! When did i ever?!! he's attached and why would i be interested!?" i shrieked the moment she labelled me 'Gatal' (translation: Cheeky/Slutty/Shameless)

i cleared the ridiculously disgusted air with her.

'her' as referred to here is my colleague.

he is her cousin. his mom and my mom are friends. his mom told him that that huda wants his number. his mom said thats what huda's mom said.

i checked with my mom. she said she never mentioned anything abt me wanting his number (puii!!) to his mother during one of their lunching sessions when my mom was in spore a few weeks back.

So what is it about him that HE thinks that I am HEAD OVER HEELS for him??

- he's a gym instructor. SO WHAT.

- he's somewhat goodlooking. BIG DEAL.

- he wants me to stop dreaming abt getting his number cos his gf is an air-stewardess (SQ) and they are getting married soon. OH GOD! HAVE MERCY ON THIS CREATURE! HE'S BEEN HIGH ON STEROIDS.

i'm not gonna say much abt gym guys and SQ girls combination. neither am i gonna say "wouldnt u have figured that your mom was faking that 'huda wants your number' info?" (whoops)

but theres one thing i DO wanna say abt this whole episode: "Lu Releeekk sua, Mamat!!!"

Moral of the story for the ladies: Never date someone who's more vain than you already are. They might end up comparing your chest to his, and break up with you 2 days later for a guy in yoga class.

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