Saturday, August 11, 2007
Wind....wind...
i've been feeling super bloated the past couple of days.. its that kind of feeling when u have too much 'wind' in the stomach? and like u wanna burp but u cant? and your only hope is to like...perhaps....fart? and when neither happen, you just wanna puke....
yah. been having the puking urges. but i've not puked yet. and i dont wish too. it can be even more gruesome than THE vomits (see my post on the glory of vomits below). sianz. but today i feel slightly better cos i manage to squeeze out some crap out of me!! woohooo!
ahem.
my sister's fasting today (cos its PAY BACK TIME!!) ok dont look at me. i've got 6 more days to go. snorts. AND both parents are out working today, leaving me, my pious sister and the sleepyhead brother at home. so for breakfast, i had to eat something. or else the wind might start blowing again. i didnt wanna leave home, so i called for McDonald's breakfast.
"Welcome to McDelivery...(bla bla blaa...) "Press 1 for Orders or to check order status"
1
*riiiiinnnnnngggg......*
"Hi welcome to McDelivery, this is Habi (or Habee, or whichever lah)... "
so... am i suppose to reply "HI HUBBY!!! GOOD MORNING HUBBY!!!"?
kkekekeke.
no i didnt say that. i said, "Oh hi!", followed by a soft snort.
"Can i have your contact no. pls?"
wahh... what a away to get a chic's number eh? chet chet!!
So i said "6747 bla bla bla bla" <---can't reveal. due to security reasons.
"Is this Ms Idra?"
tsk. another chap. trying to get fresh with my sister. younger sister. tsk. boys. how typical. So i replied "No, this is her sister. but okay, Idra sounds good too"
I had Big breakfast! Yummmm.....* after that i had stomachache. Even yummmmier.
"THANKS HUBBY!!!!"
hahhahaha!!
PS. Dear Boyfren, if you're reading this, dont get mad at me ok.. i'm running out of vitamins, thats why. *peace*
yah. been having the puking urges. but i've not puked yet. and i dont wish too. it can be even more gruesome than THE vomits (see my post on the glory of vomits below). sianz. but today i feel slightly better cos i manage to squeeze out some crap out of me!! woohooo!
ahem.
my sister's fasting today (cos its PAY BACK TIME!!) ok dont look at me. i've got 6 more days to go. snorts. AND both parents are out working today, leaving me, my pious sister and the sleepyhead brother at home. so for breakfast, i had to eat something. or else the wind might start blowing again. i didnt wanna leave home, so i called for McDonald's breakfast.
"Welcome to McDelivery...(bla bla blaa...) "Press 1 for Orders or to check order status"
1
*riiiiinnnnnngggg......*
"Hi welcome to McDelivery, this is Habi (or Habee, or whichever lah)... "
so... am i suppose to reply "HI HUBBY!!! GOOD MORNING HUBBY!!!"?
kkekekeke.
no i didnt say that. i said, "Oh hi!", followed by a soft snort.
"Can i have your contact no. pls?"
wahh... what a away to get a chic's number eh? chet chet!!
So i said "6747 bla bla bla bla" <---can't reveal. due to security reasons.
"Is this Ms Idra?"
tsk. another chap. trying to get fresh with my sister. younger sister. tsk. boys. how typical. So i replied "No, this is her sister. but okay, Idra sounds good too"
I had Big breakfast! Yummmm.....* after that i had stomachache. Even yummmmier.
"THANKS HUBBY!!!!"
hahhahaha!!
PS. Dear Boyfren, if you're reading this, dont get mad at me ok.. i'm running out of vitamins, thats why. *peace*
Saturday, August 04, 2007
all that shneeze.
yes. i'm sick. like, again! *burp*
yeh...how many times has it been already? 200 millionth for the year? gosh. i'm ageing. i hate to admit, going 23 can be quite sick-ening.
the good thing abt being sick now is that, i get to shed a few pounds. :) i went over to taka's kinokuniya last evening and picked up a book called "Fat Girls' Guide to Life". I read through a couple of chapters.. really interesting book. was contemplating on getting it. not until this middle-aged nyonya came up to me and scanned me upside down, like i'm insulting her. puhlease. shoot me for reading that bk then. -_-
anyways, i got myself a Constitutional Law book. Yup. i've got tonnes from London... yet to actually read 'em.. and i bought myself another paperweight. oh. i'm so proud of myself! .snorts.
i wanna go out today. but the bee-eff's working over the weekends. (whats new). the parents are also working (again, whats new). Its just me, the siblings and stacks of dvds from our uncle. maybe since Ms Period's here...shd i go for a pedi? abit to expensive eh? hmm..i sure can't go for a massage..u know what they say abt gg for a massage during your "RED" moments, you'll end up looking crooked afterwards. i sure can't go jogging or gyming cos half the time i can only see myself lying down after that super drowsy runny nose medicine. oh ok. i get it!
I'M GONNA ACT LAZY TODAY AND SLEEP LIKE A LOG! WOOOOOHOOO!!!
sounds like a brilliant plan. for a saturday. yup. i think.
how was hongkong!? hongkong's great. most of the time we're shopping indoors, we manage to escape the summer heat. it was fun tho. we had a great time! the dnd was bland. but amusing. the food was.. err.. edible. :D
unfortunately, most of the Drews brought home some of that heat and we're all sneezing and coughing away in the office. beautiful sight indeed. :D
i worked for 2 and a half days this week. champion ar. blame my nose for that. *gargles phlegm* still slimy alright. i've got a big ball of phlegm in the nasal area that keeps building up every 10 mins! its quite a challenge having to spit out as much goo as possible through the nostrils... but its NOT a fun sight once its out.
life is amazing.
anyway. i just found out. Sean Kingston, the fella who sang the hit "Beautiful Girls" (playing right now) is a 17 yr old!! holey schmoley!! and he sounded like..like.... Sean Paul's great grand uncle! with the yo'man jamaican flava, born in the year 1990?? thats like ...... a minor! eerieee... i still love the song though.
*STAND BACK PEOPLE!! MRS PHLEGM'S COMING THROUGH!!!!!*
pardon me ya'll.