i've been feeling super bloated the past couple of days.. its that kind of feeling when u have too much 'wind' in the stomach? and like u wanna burp but u cant? and your only hope is to like...perhaps....fart? and when neither happen, you just wanna puke....

yah. been having the puking urges. but i've not puked yet. and i dont wish too. it can be even more gruesome than THE vomits (see my post on the glory of vomits below). sianz. but today i feel slightly better cos i manage to squeeze out some crap out of me!! woohooo!

ahem.

my sister's fasting today (cos its PAY BACK TIME!!) ok dont look at me. i've got 6 more days to go. snorts. AND both parents are out working today, leaving me, my pious sister and the sleepyhead brother at home. so for breakfast, i had to eat something. or else the wind might start blowing again. i didnt wanna leave home, so i called for McDonald's breakfast.

"Welcome to McDelivery...(bla bla blaa...) "Press 1 for Orders or to check order status"

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*riiiiinnnnnngggg......*

"Hi welcome to McDelivery, this is Habi (or Habee, or whichever lah)... "

so... am i suppose to reply "HI HUBBY!!! GOOD MORNING HUBBY!!!"?

kkekekeke.

no i didnt say that. i said, "Oh hi!", followed by a soft snort.

"Can i have your contact no. pls?"

wahh... what a away to get a chic's number eh? chet chet!!

So i said "6747 bla bla bla bla" <---can't reveal. due to security reasons.

"Is this Ms Idra?"

tsk. another chap. trying to get fresh with my sister. younger sister. tsk. boys. how typical. So i replied "No, this is her sister. but okay, Idra sounds good too"

I had Big breakfast! Yummmm.....* after that i had stomachache. Even yummmmier.

"THANKS HUBBY!!!!"

hahhahaha!!

PS. Dear Boyfren, if you're reading this, dont get mad at me ok.. i'm running out of vitamins, thats why. *peace*